A crypto coin, a web cam, a community. $ASSQUACK is what happens when the middle class finally snaps.
👆 CLICK SCREEN AND AUDIO FOR QUACKS 🔊
Meet Columbia, Carroll, and Douglass - plotting the downfall of late-stage capitalism 24/7
Plus-size queen. Knows where the snacks are.
Cute featherball with deceptively sharp instincts.
Chill gray drake, clearly the philosopher of the pond.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To hide their assquack.
$ASSQUACK 🦆 — world's first coin powered by ducks, chaos, and middle-class despair. Wall Street has CNBC. We stream 24/7 from a frontyard pond.
Not a financial advisor, just a quackhead. #NEVERSELL Community coin. To help the middle class.
This isn't just a meme coin. It's part rebellion, part performance art, part livestream soap opera.
A satire of how the middle class is slowly getting plucked, wrapped in feathers and chaos.
We're not here for rug pulls—we're here for the long haul.
$ASSQUACK is a long-term meme coin rising to greatness.
#neversell
Join the flock:
• Share the livestream with friends.
• Post memes, spread quacks.
• Remind everyone: being middle class is a joke.
👉 Live duck cam + meme coin $ASSQUACK at www.assquack.rehab. You have to check it out. 👈
Every duck holder gets a free trip to the moon!
*not financial or space travel advice